Under Lyrics 2 you’ll find the song Climate Hero. I wrote these lyrics with tongue in cheek. In fact the original version was Greta Hero, and you’re welcome to substitute those words.

Verse 1
I used to be a jetsetter
Around the globe I’d trot
Now I do it virtually
On my super slim laptop

The whole song is at Lyrics 2, help yourself if you want to set it to music.